Skip to main content

Difficult Things to do With One Arm

(especially your off arm)
  1. Tie shoes
  2. Put on socks
  3. Get your keys out of your right hand pocket
  4. Light matches
  5. Type
  6. Put peanut butter on toast
  7. Chop vegetables
  8. Wash dishes
  9. Carry anything large, like a laundry basket
  10. Open pill bottles
  11. Preach (a small music stand, a large Bible and a fan blowing papers around all become huge factors)
  12. Dress a two year old
  13. Change a two year old's crappy diaper
I was able to accomplish all of the above at least once.
  1. Cut meat (my friend Colin did this for me once at a restaurant - we got some interesting looks)
  2. Grind pepper
  3. Hold a new born baby
  4. Shake hands properly
I was unable to accomplish any of the above.
Labels:

Comments

Anonymous said…
you can truly identify with your grandfather who lost his hand permanently when he was just a few years older than you. MOM
2:30 pm
Unknown said…
I exploded my wrist in a motorcycle accident. i have found it hard also to

open a new box of cereal.
open a jar.
eat steak (has to be cut by somebody else).
I also always have a habit of putting my cell phone in the other pocket. plenty of missed calls there.

i feel your pain typing is annoying as well but doable
10:55 am
Anonymous said…
Hi, i am 14 years old and i have one arm. I was just born that way no big deal. I have just found that being in public a ton of shallow people stare at you so i just put my self in my own world. Sometimes it does suck like wearing different kinds of tops or dating but for the most part it is alright. I do ask my self why me almost everyday. I have been doing what most of you said is hard ever sense day one so to me it isnt to bad i can do everything, even a cart wheel and tieing my shoes. Things just take me a little while longer or i do it a little differently. At times i wish that we did'nt live in such a shallow world and people weren't so cruel. I guess their just the example of what not to be.
8:21 pm
Anonymous said…
At 18 I had a paralysed right arm as a result of a motorcycle accident. It was believed it would be for life, but after a couple of years I recovered. I taught myself to write left handed, tie shoes and ties with one hand
6:28 am
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

"Christian" Music

The whole idea of "Christian" music has bothered me lately. There is this whole industry that exists to produce and sell "Christian" music. It's as if the music itself could be Christian...I am pretty sure that music itself does not have a soul (well OK there is Soul music, but c'mon!). I prefer to think that music is just music, sometimes Christians play it, sing it or write it. What if Christians did not have the advantage of having Christian labels producing their music, or Christian radio stations playing their music and Christian book stores selling their music? I think it would be wonderful...I think there would be more "Christian" music on secular radio stations and in regular music stores. There would be Christian artists who are more prepared to be honest about their faith. There would be people outside the Christian circles who might be exposed to some good Christian artists (I think there are a couple of those!?). I think this would make...
4 comments
Read more

Broken Hand - And I didn't even hit anyone!

I have been absent from posting for a few weeks mostly for one reason. I broke my hand. I know, I know it is possible to type with one hand...but I found it incredibly frustrating to do so, I can't stand hunting and pecking! Especially with my left hand. How did I injure my hand? I am glad you asked, since I have only told the story about 1000 times in the last two weeks, so you are lucky number 1001. I was in Pinawa at some natural waterslides close to the old Pinawa Dam(n!). I was there with a bunch of youth leaders as part of a leadership retreat that we were doing. We were having a great time going down the rapids on the (relatively?!) smooth rocks for about 45 minutes. My friend Jason and I decided that it would be a great idea to go down on a tube, together. My friend Matt held the tube for us as we got on and released us down the rapids (I mention names here because there is a pending lawsuit, and I am still not sure who is at fault...Jason for rolling off the tube ...
6 comments
Read more

Jesus was 33 When he Was Crucified

Our Sr. Pastor mentioned in his sermon a while back that Jesus was 33 when he died.  I guess it struck a real cord with me because I am still thinking about it, I guess the fact that I am 34 has something to do with it.  I wonder at the things he accomplished, things that have had some staying power ( 2.1 Billion people claim to be his follower).   This has stirred me to reflect on my life, what have I accomplished in my 34 years? As I think about that I realize that the things that I pursue as "great things" are not very much like what Jesus considered to be great.  Jesus didn't start any programs, he only spoke to crowds that gathered around him naturally (he didn't do any advertising).  Jesus wasn't a dynamic personality, people were drawn to him because of who he was, not because he was a great leader, or a powerful person.  The only group he formed was a group that just kind of wandered around with him seemingly aimlessly.  He avoided crowds, had a quiet per...
4 comments
Read more